Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? A: CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A: A brick layer!
Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? A: Hendurance